Ask glolinde
I have been asked several questions, but none of them are the right ones. Here are some questions that you should be asking me, not ones you want to.
1. Who are you, glolinde?
Well, that question is simple, therefore has a simple answer. I am me. No one else.
2. What are you, glolinde?
I have not been asked this question several times, and it should be the first one you ask. I am from Mars, therefore a Martian, with relatives on Jupiter. I have a sister that married her friend’s brother that lives on Uranus, and he has a brother that lives on Mercury. Needless to say, he is very hot.
3. Where do you live, glolinde?
In my four wall padded mind.
4. When were you born, glolinde?
That depends on who you ask. Some may say I was born centuries ago, others would say yesterday.
5. Why did you choose the name glolinde, glolinde?
Another simple question that I am never asked. It is elvish, and elves are from Mars.
6. How did you come up with the name glolinde?
That is for me to know, and for you to never find out.
7. Are you crazy, glolinde?
Yes. Very.